LUSTRA – Scotty Doesn’t Know

Scotty doesn’t know,
That Fionna and me,
Do it in my van every Sunday.

She tells him she’s in church,
But she doesn’t go,
Still she’s on her knees, and…

Scotty doesn’t know, oh.
Scotty doesn’t know-oh.
So don’t tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know.
SO DON’T TELL SCOTTY!

Fionna says she’s out shopping,
But she’s under me and I’m not stopping.

Cuz Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know.
So don’t tell Scotty.
Scotty doesn’t knoooooow….
DON’T TELL SCOTTY!

I can’t believe he’s so trusting,
While I’m right behind you thrusting.

Fionna’s got him on the phone,
and she’s trying not to moan.
It’s a three way call,
and he knows nothing.
NOTHING!!!

Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Don’t tell Scotty.
Cuz Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t knoooooow….
SO DON’T TELL SCOTTY!

We’ll put on a show, everyone will go.
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t knoooooow….

The, parking lot, why not?
It’s so cool when you’re on top.
His front lawn, in the snow.
Laughing so hard, cuz…

Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know.

I did her on his birthday.

Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Scotty doesn’t know,
Don’t tell Scotty.
Scotty doesn’t knoooooow….

Scotty will know,
Scotty has to know,
Scotty’s gotta know,
Gonna tell Scotty,
Gonna tell him myself.

Scotty has to know,
Scotty has to know,
Scotty has to,
Scotty has to,
Scotty has to go!

Scotty doesn’t know,
(Don’t tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn’t know,
(Don’t tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn’t know…
Scotty’s gotta go!

PS: Tulisan Jeng Ina membuat saya jadi teringat lagu ini. Yang sudah pernah nonton EuroTrip tidak mungkin tidak tahu. Liriknya kocak dan waktu pertama kali dengar, saya langsung ngakak. Gara-gara dari kemaren ngomongin lagu ini, adik saya langsung bergerak cepat mencari tempat download MP3-nya. Saya nonton EuroTrip dengan adik saya, dan kita langsung suka dengan lagu ini dan liriknya yang tengil. Yang mau download, euh, ntar deh saya upload 😛 Ngga perlu nonton filmnya untuk menikmati lagunya, tapi kalau tau ceritanya, lagunya pasti terasa lebih kocak. Kecuali, kalau Anda kurang suka humor-humor yang kayak gini 😛

Di filmnya, lagu ini dinyanyikan oleh Matt Damon yang di film ini tampil dengan kepala botak dan piercing disana-sini. Not the usual Matt we know 😀 Kalau mau liat klip lagu ini di filmnya, klik disini.