Happy Birthday, Bruh!

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He’s incredibly annoying. He’s a pain in the ass. He’s cold as a fridge. He’s stubborn. He’s damn persistent. He enjoyed saying the word “deadlines“, “outline“, “skr*ps*” or asking me, “How’s your Mum?” He never waved “Hi!” first. He took more than an hour just to answer an SMS, sometimes even one full day. He loved to hung up our calls. His mood could do a 180 degree flip, just because his favorite team lost a match. His negative attitude is contagious. He stole my 7777 hits screenshot. He loved to carry the 2 megapixel cameraphone just to tick me off. He’s Enda’s apprentice. He’s gay as the day is light. He’s MESUM(tm) for sure. He’s a paedophil. He had a thing for whips (gee, I love writing these, I cud go on for hours :-“). He’s super lazy. He’s stupid. He’s willing to die just for the sake of a poetic justice. He’s obsessed with Andhara Early. He’s nuts. He’s weird. He’s my brother, and today is his birthday. Here’s your gift:

Thank you for being a great brother.
A reliable friend.
A caring uncle.
A nice replacement trash can.

I’m on war with you, but it would be unfair if I didn’t post this. You deserved the publication (hahaha, sokoorr..). And, since this is no longer the fasting month, I thought it would be cute if you could keep the slogan. So, selamat menjalankan ibadah puasa(tm), bruh.

Wha? I wasn’t thinkin’ about anything.. :-“

19 Tanggapan to “Happy Birthday, Bruh!”

  1. Ireth Minggu, Oktober 22, 2006 pada 9:01 pm #

    PERTAMAX!!

    *giggles*

    Hooo… on war tapi tetep sayang kakak yah.. i see i see.. : – ?

    Leganya yang gak pernah on war sama ‘kakak’ :-”

    Sekalian ah…
    For you whom mentioned, I also wanna thank because you exist ^^; (Thank who?) Although sometimes you ARE really annoying (yes, we all admit that), but I do still think that you are actually a nice person who just want to be different. But for me, you’re different enough, and that makes you unique.

    Hey… the last sentence goes for this entry’s author too 😛

    But doesn’t fit for the one suggests the idea :-” *runs*

  2. Oom Setiawan Senin, Oktober 23, 2006 pada 8:16 am #

    Yeah, mau bagaimana lagi, namanya juga kakak sendiri.. – -;;

    Family stick to the last. Lagian everyone went a little weird once in a while. It’s his turn now (oh, or is he continously being weird and I didn’t notice that? interesting.. :-?)

    And, oh, he better came home with the Sennheiser, I’m in the mood for a roberry :-” *ditimpuks* XD

  3. Joan Senin, Oktober 23, 2006 pada 8:26 am #

    Skripsi? Kok gitu aja pakai disensor sih?

  4. Oom Setiawan Senin, Oktober 23, 2006 pada 8:54 am #

    Karena sensi.. :-“

  5. herda Senin, Oktober 23, 2006 pada 2:15 pm #

    Karena sensi.. :-”

    *ngakak guling luging*

    Aih .. saya udah ucapin selamat dungs kemaren! \:D/ Hebatnya sayah bisa tahu kalo abang lagi bertdei ..

    *peluk-peluk abang*

    Uppsss.. rentan flirt ya? Aih sama dungs.. gapapah .. sini .. sini .. saya peluk lagi .. *huuuuuggsssss*

  6. Oom Setiawan Senin, Oktober 23, 2006 pada 2:35 pm #

    *gak ikutan peluk-peluk*

    Bah, karena tanggalnya dipasang di FS, jelas ketahuan :-” Saya minta dikasi tau tanggal itu aja prosesnya satu bulan. Memang bener-bener pelit.. *tiba-tiba pengen bakar Abang*

    Ah, syudahlah.. *duduk di samping bendera perang* :-“

  7. Ireth Senin, Oktober 23, 2006 pada 5:12 pm #

    ikutan dong kalo mo bakar Tony 😀

    *bawa obor*
    *bawa minyak gas*

  8. Oom Setiawan Senin, Oktober 23, 2006 pada 5:55 pm #

    Gak ah, keenakan kalo cuman dibakar. Mendingan di.. Ah, ada deyhh.. :-“

  9. tony Minggu, Oktober 29, 2006 pada 11:48 am #

    ADA APA INI ADA APA INI ADA APA INI ADA APA INI ADA APA INI ADA APA INI ADA APA INI ADA APA INI ADA APA INI ADA APA INI ADA APA INI ADA APA INI ADA APA INI ADA APA INI ADA APA INI???

  10. herda Minggu, Oktober 29, 2006 pada 1:17 pm #

    ih kenapa tuh orang? /:)

  11. Setiawan Keren Minggu, Oktober 29, 2006 pada 1:22 pm #

    HWAKAKAKAKAKAKA… AKHIRNYA NONGOL JUGA! =))

    Nyet, mana Sennheiser-nya? :-” Mana oleh-oleh buat gw? :-” Mana itu calon kakak ipar yang baru? :-” Cakep gak? :-”

    *kabooorrr* XD

  12. abe Minggu, Oktober 29, 2006 pada 3:04 pm #

    Happy Belated B’day Bruh..
    Wan.. Send my best words for him/her..

    Is he/she like you too Wan? HOMOK ABAIZ? (Homo Abiz)

  13. Setiawan Keren Minggu, Oktober 29, 2006 pada 3:58 pm #

    HANJRIT! ADA ABE! =))

    Ah, sampaiken sendiri lah, orangnya juga udah balik dari mudik kok :-”

    Homok abiz? Be, is det yu? :-”

    *kabooorrr*

  14. tony Senin, Oktober 30, 2006 pada 7:50 am #

    dari segitu banyak testi, gak ada satupun yg bilang kalo gw kurus?? sangat tidak bisa dipercaya…

  15. Setiawan Keren Senin, Oktober 30, 2006 pada 9:27 am #

    I wud love to say that, but then you’ll point the knife on me too. I’m just being cautious :-“

  16. Lily Selasa, Oktober 31, 2006 pada 10:41 am #

    Ada yang bilang abang kurus??
    Heran sekali, orangnya sendiri minta dibilang kurus :-“

  17. endhoot Selasa, Oktober 31, 2006 pada 12:00 pm #

    tony apa sih blog-nyah?

  18. herda Selasa, Oktober 31, 2006 pada 2:25 pm #

    sevenco.wordpress bun :-“

  19. Setiawan Keren Selasa, Oktober 31, 2006 pada 3:38 pm #

    Tenang, Bund, gak akan ketinggalan apdet apapun. Blognya Tony diapdet hanya sekali dalam tujuh bulan purnama :-“

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